Another Baboon themed loot items is available for purchase in the Marketplace. This one is called the Baboon's Tail and has impressive stats. It can tear someone apart just like a real Baboon. I wasn't aware Baboons were so powerful. This item can be all yours for 25 Reward Points.
I'm not sure what Zynga is going for with the Baboon theme. The last loot item was a Hamadryas Baboon and he "might make an ass of himself". I'm sorry but I want my animals to act proper when they help me fight so why would I buy one of these?
The only thing I really know about Baboons is that they have funny looking butts. Maybe this is the underlying humor because you will really feel like an ass for buying these when they become obsolete and are no longer useful.